The Next Evolution in Web 2.0 Will Be To Reinvent User-Centered Mashups

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bullshitr.pngOr maybe it’ll be to “engage semantic platforms.”  All of this depends on your particular needs when it comes to creating your new startup’s press release/business plan/mission statement mashup.  This is normally a tiring, harsh, and often a long-weekend workup for most entrepreneurs.

Now, you guessed it, there’s an app for that.

It’s called the Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator™ and it comes to you courtesy of emptybottle.org.

The author says it’s an update of the old favorite Web Economy Bullshit Generator from dack.com.  Updated with a new look, more current jargon, and a brighter smile.  The author even went so far as to give you full, step-by-step instructions on how to use the Web 2.0 B.S. Generator to make your Business Plan in 8 easy steps.

He includes links to useful tools like the Buzzphrase Generator and Dot-o-mator’s Web 2.0 Name Generator, and more.

So, using his formula, since I had some spare time on my hands, I came up with a great new startup that is now pending trademark and domain registration as I type.  Here’s my new Business Plan:

Startup Name (and .biz): Demilith

Mission Statement: Demilith has a two-fold mission: to design authentic weblogs and incentivize blogging value.  Through both avenues, the company will engage dynamic platforms as we reinvent Cluetrain networking.  As our blog begins to beta-test rich-client wikis, we will enable viral network effects by working with our partners to design citizen-media feeds.

With the dynamics therein, Demilith hopes to post embedded Web services while simultaneously working to integrate dynamic Web services to create a disintermediate peer-to-peer value.  The synergies thus created will remix social communities in a new way by building a shared user-centered API.

What do you think?  Is Demilith on the fast-track or what?  I’ve got my guy working on the logo right now.  We should be meeting with some angel investors sometime next week.  Tweet ya later.


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